as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”
Free pizza is cancelled
Why would you even say something like that
(via snakes-on-a-bane)
anyways heres wonderwall
why is ur ukulele so big
i feed it well
(via dykeyprincesspeach)
imagine being in a threesome and then getting asked to leave like how fucking embarrassing would that be
(via dykeyprincesspeach)
you: aww did you just get a cute text from your boyfriend?
me, holding back tears as I smile down at my phone: no, nasa just found 3 earth-sized potentially habitable exoplanets around a single star.